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987NES.

Pure, unapologetic speculation. Slogan: Pump it. Flip it. Own it. Spéculation pure et assumée. Slogan : Pump it. Flip it. Own it. Especulación pura y asumida. Slogan: Pump it. Flip it. Own it.

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$NES · SolanaFribourg · SwitzerlandBornNé leNacido el 16.10.2025

Executive summary.

Memecoins are pure bullshit: dogs, frogs, bananas worth billions, powered by collective energy while you're still broke in 2026, doom-scrolling rugs.

Why 987NES?

We push the madness to the max: zero utility (okay… not for long), zero promises, zero mercy. Just a token with a blue monster roasting you live while you panic and, once again, watch the train leave without you.

Buy, hodl, sell, but don't miss it, or you'll regret it again.

LP locked day 1. Swiss precision. "We don't care, power 987." This is pure degen speculation.

It's an honest speculative experience: we embrace the void and honesty to celebrate human madness.

Why Switzerland?

For the style: neutrality, precision, Swiss trust… even when it's 100% absurd. Like a luxury watch that does nothing but hits hard. We put Swiss varnish on chaos so it stays honest and almost looks respectable.

Vision & mission.

Vision

Become the most speculated memecoin in the world, proving the useless can shine through humor and community.

No lies, no absurd promises: just Swiss "watch-grade" bluff and hype in controlled skid mode all the way to the moon.

Mission

Offer a transparent degen adventure, no fake narrative, just cynical fun and serious potential.

Tokenomics (fully owned).

Total supply: 987 654 321 NES (987654321 is kinda cute, admit it).

70%
Market
Thrown straight into the lion pit. Fight for it, there won't be enough for everyone.
20%
Founders
Locked until October 16, 2027. We take our cut, but we can't sell it before you.
10%
Marketing
Noise on X, TikTok, Insta to attract more degen bagholders.

Burn: yeah, we'll burn for more scarcity and more speculative insanity. Some idiots already burned a few tokens.

Contract address · SolanaDPQdhJF7MtwjFKwzg8QkWQcBF8aoJHDpA4gpCYvuFu4t

Zero tax. Zero blacklist. Total cynical freedom.

The objective.

Massive pump because you are the fuel: creative degens who take nothing, shake it violently, and turn it into a trend. We respect this generation: it bets on the improbable with a mix of cynicism, irony, and toxic faith in "it'll bounce."

And no, we're not "hard" on degens. We speak their language. Dark humor is just a bulletproof vest: underneath, it's pure admiration. Because let's be serious for two seconds: who else would turn a simple countdown into a collective frenzy… then a speculative revolution?

Final target: $1 / NES.

Not because it's "reasonable". Because it's absurd, and in crypto, absurd is often what performs. Pure FOMO. Organized madness.

Risks (we'll tell you straight).

  • Risk 1: you can lose everything, but at least it was fun.
  • Risk 2: you can win big… but sell at the worst possible moment (classic degen).
  • Risk 3: $NES drives everyone crazy, it pumps to the moon. We need to invent utility fast.

Expected legacy: from joke to legend.

  • Breakdowns in crypto podcasts about "the bubble of nothing".
  • Mentions in behavioral economics theses.
  • Maybe a doc: "987NES: How Absurdity Conquered the Charts".

We're the most honest memecoin in the game: others sell you dreams, we sell you the truth in HD and we charge admission.

Legal disclaimer.

This is not an investment, not a financial security, not a promise. It's a voluntary speculative experience, inspired by Swiss trust applied to the intangible. Join if you dare and if you enjoy irony.

Conclusion: buy it or regret it.

987NES isn't a promise: it's a blue monster dominating the degen game. Unique, never tried: a Swiss-calibrated speculative bomb, built to wreck you or make you very rich.

Swiss Precision. Memecoin Revolution.Swiss Precision. Degen Domination.